made me laugh and almost start rolling

so we have these "epic [fail] poetries" we have to read, ie. Beowulf, Canterbury Tales, Sir Gawain and the Green Knight and .... Paradise Lost (kill me please)
but today as i was looking over paradise lost, with my dear cousin and i came across a note from the former owner of my book (since my mom buys everything used) which made me and my cousin DIE with laughter!

it goes like this:

WARNING TO STUDENT:
Do not attempt to read this book sober. If you are dumb enough to read it, make sure you have @ least 1/2 case of beer in you.
thanks,
student